> The girl took her scooty to the mechanic.
Girl- I want to get the scooty serviced.
Mechanic – Madam, there is no oil in the engine.
And the brakes are also not working properly.
Girl-Hey, those small things keep happening.
Please fix its glass first.
> Teacher- Where were you all these days, why didn’t you come to school?
Golu- It was bird flu ma’am.
Teacher: But this happens to birds, not humans.
Golu – Where did you understand as a human being… she cooks chicken everyday.
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> Teacher- Where does the Golu Yamuna river flow?
golu – on the ground
Teacher – Tell me on the map where does it flow?
Golu – how can it flow in the map, the map will not melt
> An old Amma found a beggar outside the temple…
Beggar – Give me something in the name of God, mother.
Haven’t eaten anything for four days.
Taking out a 500 note, the old woman said – 400 are open?
Beggar – yes mother
Old woman – then take something from her and eat.
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